Earthworm jimming

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.

I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible

Hummy Gummy

When a woman with no teeth gives a man a blowjob, while humming on his cock.

I went to my friend’s family’s thanksgiving dinner, her parents asked me to ask grandma if she wants some dessert. I went upstair s and asked her “dorris, would you like some dessert?” She said “No, but would you like a hummy gummy?” -DJ the barber