Bro-ner

n: A figurative erection one gets from spending time with their good friend(s). Usually a sign of great respect and admiration. What makes a bro-ner different from a boner is that there is no limit to the size of a bro-ner. Bro-ners can increase with time (see example 2) and may never leave, even after the bro is gone.

A bro-ner can exist among females, but mostly exists within guy-to-guy or guy-to-girl relationships.

1. After spending several lunches together, Justin realized he had a bro-ner for Gabby, and that they weren't so different, after all.
2. Gabby's bro-ner for Spencer had been there since first grade when they met. It increased when they realized they had the same birthday.

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Redonculitis

The disease of laughter or utter nonsense. It is classified as extremely contagious. Symptoms include random smiling, laughter for no reason, the uttering of random words or the carrying out of silly actions.

A man called Buzz Killington claims to have discovered the cure, but his doctorate has been taken away due to allegations that he murdered Buzz Lightyear and Buzz Aldrin, two famous astronaughts.

Kristen saw a squirrel and started laughing on the way to school today. I think that's why Gabby also has redonculitis

Carch

v. The scratching of genitals in public. Can be caused by a rash of sorts or simply not giving a fuck.

I have to carch but I don't know if I have the guts to do so

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