Fucked Up

Finding out a few hours before you go out to fuck this girl that she's back with her old boyfriend.

That is just fucked up...

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shoot a deuce

also known as "drop a duece,"
It refers to taking "A number 2" (deuce)
If you don't understnad yet, it means to take a shit.

"I'm loose in the caboose and i gotta drop a deuce"

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kick in the nuts

when someone uses thier foot to kick you in your nuts...dumbass, why are you looking this up??

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nachocunts

1. people who enjoy placing fried tortilla chips in thier vaginas
2. One of those ugly ass bitches you just wanna smack across her pimply face.
3. The new snackfood from Frito-Lay

1. The nachocunt club meeting after school has been cancelled due to the weather...
2. Claire the Nachocunt- "Hey! Stop cheating off my test! Ms. Naples, he's cheating off of me!"
Me- "Holy shit, youre such a nachocunt"
3. New from the makers of Doritos, delicious Nachocunts! Try cool ranch Nachocunts or spicy salsa. (Made from 50% nachos and 50% stinky cunt.

By the way, this might just bee the longest defintion in all history...

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Schloof

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

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pop sumthin

to fire a weapon, more specifically a firearm.

You say you a gangtsa, but you never pop nothin, we say you a wanksta and you need to stop frontin'

Roman War Helmet

Involves placing the testicles onto a partner's eyes and the shaft of an erection along the nose, simulating a Roman War Helmet.

Caeser absolutely loved to recieve Roman War helmets from Marcus Aureleous...

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