Algasm

When the algorithm of the music service you are subscribed to plays the combination of songs you like, songs you forgot you liked, and songs you never heard of but like when you first hear them so perfectly that it causes an intense orgasm because of aural stimulation.

Don’t touch the computer! I just had a very intense algasm because Spotify just played a Stevie Wonder song from my childhood, that new Jill Scott, a house remix of Erykah Badu, the lead track from the Waajeed album, and ‘Emerald Butterfly’ by The Pharcyde in a row. It hit me in all the places that I love.

Aunt Xannie

A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg

Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.

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gifgasm

Gifgasm is the feeling you get that you want to explode with happiness when you find or see the perfect gif to put on someone's facebook post or in a message

Dionne had a gifgasm when Gretchen put a haters gonna hate gif on her facebook post about the stranger staring at her hair on the subway.

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Blamorous

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help

Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.

full rachet

going all in with rachetness

Shelia used to go to church with me, but once she dyed her hair green, started wearing booty shorts to Sunday school, and dating a ladyboy, i knew she was going full rachet.

pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it

Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.

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Litgloss

The perfect lipgloss for the shape and size of your lips

Tom: What are you buying?

Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.