Tyler

The biggest douche bag you will ever meet in your life. He usually fails at everything, is overly aggressive about any tasks at hand, and extremely egotistical. Tylers are usually found amongst the black people and are known to try to act 'gangster'. Tylers usually do get all the girls, but also treat them like absolute shit. They usually over-compensate for size by trying to be as buff as possible, though usually they have a figure similar to a girl. When they aren't found shirtless, you will find them wearing brands such as Tapout, South Pole, and American Eagle. Tylers mostly, if not always, reek of Axe Body Spray. Their favorite drinks are usually Monster Energy Drinks or alcoholic beverages, mostly to try to look that much cooler. You will find Tylers also at parties that include alcohol, mostly to prey upon drunken bimbos. Tylers to not have much intelligence, they usually will state the obvious e.g... "Yo it's cold as a motherfucker in here". Tylers are also notorious for cursing in great amounts. They are known for always bragging about how much pussy they get, and are always ready to show off pictures on their phones. But anyone with even slightly more metal capability than said Tyler will know that it's all a lie. Tylers also try to incorporate sexual remarks in anything they say. The most common phrase of Tylers "Suck my dick bitch". They are extremely competitive, but usually fail at many sports (but for some reason are usually the sports star of the school).

So yeah, I was, Jesus Christ Tyler, you failed again!

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