shoap

When washing your ass in the shower, the smell that results when your fingers smell half like shit, half like soap. Time to wash again.

I was just about to shampoo my hair, when i noticed that my hands were smelling kind of shoap.

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golden gate george washinton bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the sunday new york times newspaper

I look forward to sundays when my baby delivers the golden gate bridge and a bagel with lox and cream cheese

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de end

doing da butt, esp with bitches from a foggy or rainy city (Seattle or SF)

She wiggled back against me, on a cold tile floor, wanting de end

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miami

The best town in the world. Sure, its got refs and rafters, but its Miami. Great food, great night life and the number 2 beach in the world in 2004!

Miami kicks ass. It is beauty personified...like Paris Hilton, really hot, beautiful and a good bang.

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