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Not great, but comparitively better than the rest of 2020.
Person 1: Hey. Just checking in. How are you.
Person 2: I've only had two anxiety attacks today, so I'm doing 2020 Good.
Person 1: I feel that.
When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.
Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!
Portmanteau of 'ironic' and 'honest.' For when you like something ironically AND in earnest.
I used to only like Pokemon ironically, but I've been playing Pokemon Go and I'm starting to actually like it ironestly.
Noun: When you bitch at/about someone or something and you put a little too much stank on it.
Person 1: I get that I was being annoying, but you didn't have to come at me so hard.
Person 2: Yeah, sorry. That was a bitch much.
An adverb that means both "drunkenly" and "enthusiastically."
Person 1: How did he cook the pizza bites?
Person 2: Absorbinglicketly.
Person 1: Why does he never get that drunk when he drinks with us?
It's like a Freudian slip, but it's specifically when autocorrect changes what you typed to say something revealing or true.
*texting*
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.