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Not great, but comparitively better than the rest of 2020.
Person 1: Hey. Just checking in. How are you.
Person 2: I've only had two anxiety attacks today, so I'm doing 2020 Good.
Person 1: I feel that.
Noun: When you bitch at/about someone or something and you put a little too much stank on it.
Person 1: I get that I was being annoying, but you didn't have to come at me so hard.
Person 2: Yeah, sorry. That was a bitch much.
It's like a Freudian slip, but it's specifically when autocorrect changes what you typed to say something revealing or true.
*texting*
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.
An adverb that means both "drunkenly" and "enthusiastically."
Person 1: How did he cook the pizza bites?
Person 2: Absorbinglicketly.
Person 1: Why does he never get that drunk when he drinks with us?
Portmanteau of 'ironic' and 'honest.' For when you like something ironically AND in earnest.
I used to only like Pokemon ironically, but I've been playing Pokemon Go and I'm starting to actually like it ironestly.
When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.
Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!