Pulsing

The gentle rectal pushing to check if you need to do a poo. Often accompanied by a vacant gaze up and to the left. Generally 2-3 pulses is sufficient to get confident whether you need to poop yet or if premature. The word is rarely spoken but pulsing is automatically done daily at least once.

Friend: "OK guys jump in the car for our road trip."
Pulser (while pulsing a few times): "Uuuuuuuuum, give me five mins please."

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