sparrow ass

Someone (usually a guy) who lacks any and all ambition, courage, or motivation. Someone going nowhere in life."

"I can't believe your daughter would date Jim, he's such a sparrow ass. He's 29 and still living in his parents basement."

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J Date

To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .

"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."

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