tort

Short for "tortellini".

The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.

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turt

A chat message (IRC, AIM, Google Talk, etc) typo for 'truth' or 'true'.

Person 1: the guy is clearly incompetent
Person 2: turt

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yip yay

Dry, sarcastic expression of faux excitement

Yeoman: We've uncorked the rostrums, Cap'n!
Captain: Yip yay.

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buck heirs

An ancient pirate whose name means, literally, Bucket of Hairs. It has become a general expression that can pretty much mean anything.

Also known as:
Bucka yars
Buck yeirs
Buckeirs
Buckarrs
Buckayeirs
Buck airs
Buck eYeirz

Boss: Ok people you did awesome this week, go ahead and take the rest of the day off.
Guy: Buck heirs, buck be buck airs.
Girl: Well my name is Buck Yaris and I'm here to say,
I like to Buck Eirz in a Major Way.
Boss: ....buckarrrrrrs. (rolling 'r')

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