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TLD-TSLM:
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)
Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.
This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.
GUY 1: Dude, I've been ignoring her calls all week, but she just keeps on calling and sending pathetic text messages begging to see me.
GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."
Same as chew toy: "a person you have or will have carnal relations with but never a serious relationship." However, in this version, the "chiu toy" is of Asian descent.
"Dude, you have got to meet this chiu toy I picked up at a massage parlor in last weekend."
An abbreviation for Detachment Property.
This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.
The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.
Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.
"Welcome to the detachment Marine."
"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"
"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."
"Holy shit!"
One who probes all gaps and corners of the inside of a sex partner's mouth with his tool.
"Dude, do you remember that girl I picked up the other night? I went all oral hygenist on her."
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Refers to a girl who can be coaxed into sex, quite contently, by feeding her first; usually with lower end food, such as fast food or leftovers.
Two guys walking through the mall.....
"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."
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Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"
"Dude, gross!"
A handicap bathroom stall in a public or common bathroom facility.
To qualify as a VIP Stall, stall must also be equipped with private sink and be fully independent from regular stalls located within the same facility area.
"I thought you were going to the bathroom."
"I was, but the VIP Stall was taken."