Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

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bean baggin

When a guy unconsciously sits on his balls for a long/short period of time.

I got to work today and was so busy I didnt realize I was bean baggin it for an hour.

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