Mini barf

When someone throws up in their mouth, but swallows it before it flies out their mouth. Commonly brought on by indegestion.

I drank a pint of salsa and mini barfed before I had to accept my Nobel prize.

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Faux Fronts

Fake gold teeth that poor fake or faux wannabe gangsta rappers wear to look like rich wannabe gangsta rappers.

Fat Ed - yo dawg your gold teeth are peeling..

Skinny D - Word, I shouldn't have bought these damn faux fronts off that guy in the street.

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dually home growns

To show both middle fingers simultaneously, essentially telling someone to fuck off twice.

Jim - Your two legged dog can only walk in circles, hahaha!

Ted - Well Jim, you insensitive nooshbag, I think I will justify that comment with a set of dually home growns! (Produce middle fingers)

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poopered

A word to describe something that no longer works or when something or someone is finished.

Jonny: Hey Joe, yer kar don't sound soo guud.

Joe: Yeee-ah, its pretty much poopered

felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

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