This dick is infinitely long and impossible to suck
Me: Yo girl you ready for this dick
Girl:I think I might choke but it's the best way to die
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Being supported for being in the hood
Me: Hey, I've joined the "hood"...
Friend: Cool, do you need anything?
Me: Well yeah, I could have some support and encouragement
Friend:Well you can count on my "hood support"
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