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cunt

I word that you should never fucking say you stupid ass whores thats the worst Fucking word in the entire fucking world and if you say it im gonna eat your children.

*on a fine sunny day*

Bill collector: Im sorry but you owe $1,000,000 to the bank.

Man: im not gonna fucking pay that much you cunt.

Bill collector: Shut up or ill eat your children.

Man: Yeah right you CUNT

*Hangs up*

*THE NEXT DAY*

*Man wakes up to his childrens bloody bare bones on his floor and the bill collector standing over their dead bodies*

Bill collector: Told you so... ;)

by DONT FUCKING SAY THAT WORD December 6, 2009

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