Shmoo

A shmoo is a hairless cat usually chronically obese and often for the female shmees, they have quite severely saggy breasts. They are evil and attack baby pugs but they love sashays and peas. They lick butter and are VERY yeasty. They will attack prey that is in its most vulnerable state especially if their prey's name is Fletcher. They flock to Tahnees and often hide in washing machines or dressing gowns. They go by many names some of these include:
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!

The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!

Kai: Man! Your cat is obese and SO yeasty!
Adelaide: Yeah of course, she's a shmoo.

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