hodad

A hoedad is a tool used to plant trees, and was adopted as the name of a collective group of tree planters based in Eugene, Oregon and who became influential in the West Coast counterculture.

I used to be a memeber of the hoedads, then I toured with a rock band, until I got my PhD in anthropology and two kids and a mortgage.

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kniftahilt

A kitten takin to the hilt of anger.

A kitten in a beer glass.

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the piece

Getting head, a blow job.

Mike-"you trying to get the piece tonight?"
Doug-"yeah i need my dick sucked"

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twanger

a twenty dollar bill

when she finally got home, i found a twanger in her g-string.

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hump

To fuck

She looked so hot he really wanted to hump her.

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Cork Dork

Noun. A dork made of cork. Not neccessarily from southern Ireland.

Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."

Cork Dork: "Ok."

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5-0

Another name for policemen

Oh No! 5-0! Get the fcuk out of ere! Run!

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