Flexin the Mexican

Showing Off, For bravado, or for women (or both for that matter). posturing, or attempting to be the "alpha male"...
See:
flossin, floss, flexin', etc...

"There's some fine bitches up in here, i gots to start flexin the mexican, nah mean?"

9👍 6👎

deplegant

to be creative and/or weird, and to sometimes waste time

jesus kelly, stop being so deplegant, we don't have time for your deplegance!

AOTA

Bliss: All Of The Above

A firetruck can be:

A. Big
B. Small
C. AOTA

37👍 8👎

slag

Definition: Undesirable runoff

That chick is SLAG! Nothing but slag.

19👍 28👎

Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

19191👍 8155👎

toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.

Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!

4👍 17👎

melt

to cum------------- from the song CANDY SHOP

melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

83👍 228👎