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when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.
I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.
24π 60π
Someone who wimps on when its their turn to hit bong.
Hit the bong John you fucking jizzgibbon!
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A great world war, that will happen during the last days of Earth.... it will probably last 7 years for that is the time that the bible predicted the last days to go on, a 7 year tribulation...
World War III will be the worst war maybe even the last war before Jesus returns.
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A type of person -- typically but not always in CAP -- who exagerates in order to boost self esteem. Cap girls suffer from a lack of substance in life, and attempt to compensate by being annoying, (see bitch), for the dual purpose of expressing their inner stress, as well as gaining attention.
SIGNS OF BEING A CAP GIRL
The most common symptom is excessive talking, and an extreme lack of ability for both semi-articulate and/or abstract thought.
In general they are daughters of white suburbanite yuppies who don't spend enough time with their children and over-emphasize work as well as material posession. This causes them to latch on to people -- especially men -- in order to cling to the idea that someone actually cares about them.
Almost uncannily intricate attempts to fit into whatever they deem as "mainstream society." Wearing very bright colors, constantly matching perfectly, trendy styles from name brands, ect.
please note that very few people are 100% cap girl, and everyone is at least a little bit cap girl.
Jane always uses the word "like" in her sentences, whats up with that?
Its because she's really has nothing to say, but she's too insecure to shut up. She's a cap girl.
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A word/expression used after throwing down mad hard at something.
When snowboarding:
Doug: damn son i just threw down mad hard on that cab 5 ...wa-cha!
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Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.
Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.
It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"
Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"
Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:
Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants
(London's Burning)
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Contraction of the words vacation and education. Work-related education that doubles as a vacation.
Hank's upcoming veducation means he won't be able to join next Wednesday's conference call.
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