Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

19👍 8👎

Strain Snob

A marijuana enthusiast who prefers specific strains.

Dispensary Worker: Do you like chocolate or candy?

Customer: The delivery form is irrelevant. I'm a strain snob and looking for a sativa dominant hybrid.

Packing up the tent

To lose an erection.

I was all hot for that chick but then I saw her making out with the keg nozzle so I'm packing up the tent.

6👍 2👎

Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.