One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.
Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!
Person 2: That's fucked up.