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A blow to the face, with male genitalia.
She wouldn't open her mouth, so he gave her a shapapy.
10π 4π
I feel a lava brewing.
My brother David went into the bathroom and obviously lavad.
7π 36π
A euphemism for male masturbation.
"I was in my bedroom, shakin' the baby, when my grandma walked in!!!"
5π 2π
To search around you, locally.
Guy 1: "I can't find my quarter!"
Guy 2: "Just smandy it."
5π 5π
Doing doggystyle at the top of a set of steps, whereby the "catcher" has their hands on the second step down. Lay down with your chest against said catcher's back and knock their arms out from under them. Hang on and enjoy the ride.
It's a good idea to wear a helmet when you bobsled.
21π 26π
Shonk is such a wussinator that he ran from a butterfly.
4π 1π
Niberu is a demon metal band formed by rogue agents of the Akatsuki organization. After breaking free of the leaders mind-control jutsu, Itachi and Kisame could no longer suppress the irresistable urge to explode upon the metal scene. Hence, Niberu was formed.
Niberu, purveyors of demon metal.
36π 19π