shakin' the baby

A euphemism for male masturbation.

"I was in my bedroom, shakin' the baby, when my grandma walked in!!!"

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craptastic

all kinds of stupid jacob-ness

"that shit is all kinds of craptastic!"

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led zepplin

it is spelt zeppelin dumbass. read any goddamn record. ZEPPELIN!!! If you cant spell Led Zeppelin, you don't know Zeppelin.

Eat. Sleep. Zeppelin.

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Trouble

Kiellor

Kiellor walked into the inn

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live bush farting

Realtime demonstration featuring a female woman ejaculating wind henceforth from her middle section.

I have recently witnessed some "live bush farting". How about you ?

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Dirt Hippie

Mainly used to describe a hippie, generally a hippie who has some relation to dirt. Can also be used to insult any kind of activist who pisses you off. Or...just anyone who pisses you off.

Look at that angry feminist! What a freakin' dirt hippie!

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shapapy

A blow to the face, with male genitalia.

She wouldn't open her mouth, so he gave her a shapapy.

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