shakin' the baby

A euphemism for male masturbation.

"I was in my bedroom, shakin' the baby, when my grandma walked in!!!"

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craptastic

all kinds of stupid jacob-ness

"that shit is all kinds of craptastic!"

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President Bush

A good president and anyone who doesnt like him can suck my ass because you all are communist assholes that are lazy as fuck and want everything to be equal.

President Bush is a good president.

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break north

a fucking rock band from chapel hill, north carolina.

i went to the break north show and pressed my face up against the speakers until my right eyeball melted.

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FUPA

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) refers to the large, overhanging, belly-like sack above the females pookie.

My FUPA is rounder than your FUPA, you tramp.

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manhorn

A synonym for an erect penis.

She sucked my manhorn.

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smandy

To search around you, locally.

Guy 1: "I can't find my quarter!"
Guy 2: "Just smandy it."

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