Scion

A new line of cars made by Toyota. The coolest things on wheels for under $20,000.

Do you drive a Scion?

redubulous

to the exstreme; rediculous

holy shit, that girl is redubulously hott

joust

pain to another organism

i will joust you!

Run my digits

To place a phone call to. Digits being an obvious reference to a phone number.

Joe B.: "What ya doin' later?"
Drew: "Shiat cracker, I don't know man. Run my digits after you get done farkin' yo momma."

shitbag

One who is shady, or does things with the sole intention of keeping it from their close friends.

"Dude, just tell me what happened. Dont be such a shitbag!"

fizzmopper

Someone who cleans up feminine jizz.
A jizzmopper for the ladies.

front burner "Damn Drew, you are so good in bed I came again!"
me: "I know baby, let da fizzmopper clean it up for you."

Burnsville

small hick town on the outskirts of Iuka, MS. It is full of gas stations and racists. People of different races, gays, or anybody that's not a redneck does not survive here.

In Burnsville, your mom is your brother and your brother is your dad.