shizzite

a word you say in the place of the word "shit".

John: What Ryan, you wanna start some shizzite?

Ryan:...no

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rice picker

A person who only dates asians.

He is such a rice picker. His last five girlfriends have all been asian.

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311

Back in 1996, someone started a rumor about how 311 is kkk. Thats bullshit, 311 is the most anti-racist band out there. Listen to the song unity by them , its about everyone being unified! 311 is amazing!

"311 is racist man!"

" fuck you dude, 311 isn't racist!

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311

The Best Fucking band in the universe!

Person #1: You going to bring some bud to the 311 show?

Person #2: hell yea bro!

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One man Swirile

the act of giving one a swirlie however instead of the traditional 2 or three bullies its only one bully holding the kid up and flushing at the same time

WOW , that guy is huge he can pull of a one man swirlie on ur ass

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chape

An ammount of marijuana thats less than you paid for.

"that shits fucking chape!"

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poon

although having excess body hair, a poon is someone that still scores with hot chicks.

drew was at a party with bree and chelsea, took off his shirt and woke up the next morning with the two of them. he had realized he had gotten the name poon

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