fabuluscious

to be fabulously luscious. Equivelent to being as hot as a penny on blacktop on a june afternoon.

Damn! Natalie is fabuluscious!

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beergee

Term of endearment for a co-worker or friend.

Usage:

"Hey, Chipotle beergee!

"Could I have a fever check, beergee?"

"Are you feeling okay, allergy beergee?"

"I'm here to pick up an order for Mr. Beergee."

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Monopoly Dork

An individual who takes the Monopoly board game very seriously, to the point of obsession.

"Christine and Paul were playing for fun, but Anne was a Monopoly Dork - She strategized and plotted while the other two had fun."

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natural selection

religions worst nightmare

seriously, the rainbow is gods promise not to drown us all. Isn't that nice of him?

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sexicutioner

killing someone in the act of sex

i sexicuted her

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Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

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danza slap

A dickwhipping.
See also: Huzzah

Did you know that a huzzah is also a Danza slap?

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