drewsuff

Lazy with addictions to odd things

He is such a Drewsuff.

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joust

pain to another organism

i will joust you!

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Run my digits

To place a phone call to. Digits being an obvious reference to a phone number.

Joe B.: "What ya doin' later?"
Drew: "Shiat cracker, I don't know man. Run my digits after you get done farkin' yo momma."

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Piosh

piosh is the best word ever. can be used anyway u like.

im going to piosh on you.

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jimmie hat

a condom

i don't want no baby's mamas, so i use a jimmie hat

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John's mom

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.

Person1: I like hot dogs.
Person2: In John's mom!


Person1: This sucks!
Person2: Like John's mom.

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Pringles

A strangely shaped tasty snack which is sometimes considered to be a drug

"Omg, once you pop you really cant fucking stop!"

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