Drake

*Drake or Drizzy is a Canadian hiphop artist from Canada.

*Not to be confused with the Australian hiphop artist DRiZZ KiD from Australia.
*Drake went to school at Degrassi Junior High where he was a notorious pimp drug lord and standover man until he was shot OG in the hall by a white pimp in an attack that left him physically and partially mentally retarded. Thinking he was a duck, he changed his name to Drake male duck and began to rap - as speech therapy to limit his relentless quacking.

Yo I went to the lake to catch a glimps of Drake, but he flew away.. WTF, that nigga don't need no wheelchair !!

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Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut

An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it

"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"

-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!

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