tomorrow

When the sun will come up. And you can bet your bottom dollar. Plus, its only a day away.

Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love you tomorrow, You're only a day away.

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mark hamill

The guy who Disney girls will mistake for Zac Efron.

I witnessed a girl watch Star Wars for the whole 2 hours just because she thought that Zac Efron was playing Luke Skywalker, until I told her that its Mark Hamill.

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jedi

The most persuasive people in the entire galaxy. Even their lies are persuasive. They train at McDonalds.

Exe 1
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (waves his hand) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.

Exe 2
Guy: I'd like a big mac, please.
Cashier(The jedi's secret identity):Buy a drink and fries
Guy: Yeah. A drink & fries.

Most jedis eventually becomes politicians, CEOs, marketers, lawyers & PR consultants.

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al gore

Man who wants to prevent the ice caps from melting. Unfortunately, he's also full of hot air.

Al Gore is full of hot air but he cares about the melting ice caps.

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