land-ocean

Stupid 6ft 3" Athletic Aussie who repeats the fist 2 words that pop into his head as fast as possible

Friend One: What are you doing this weekend?

Friend Two: Err... Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean... Land-Ocean

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pallant

British man with a huge nose so big that his work colleagues often feel the need to bully him constantly.

My god, your nose is huge... You Pallant!

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