Twilight

A somewhat decent series of books by Stephanie Meyer. The main problem with the books is the people who read them: THOSE FUCKING ANNOYING FANGIRLS!! Twilight quickly became the Jonas Brothers of books and movies, since a Twilight movie was released November of 2008.

The story involves Isabelle Swan (Bella) who falls in love with a vampire named Edward Cullen (who can read minds, has super speed, and apparently can give any girl an orgasm at any time.)

Facebook is flooded with groups and bumper stickers of how much these girls love (and i mean LOVE in a disturbing way) Edward (Along with other people in the series that are less important)

The movie version gave girls the opportunity to have an actual picture of what he looks like instead of trying to make one up while fingering their pussies, because no guy would date a twilight addict like them. It was also a bold move for Rob Pattinson, who played Edward Cullen, because he made the choice of getting a shit load of money at the cost of every straight boy in America hating him.

Dracula would be pissed off if he saw what Twilight did to vampires and their public image these days.

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