steering wedgie

When you pull up someone's undies so far that you get them up on their toes so that you can steer them around.

I gave Bruce a steering wedgie and walked him across the room.

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abrop

When you fart in a hot tub and catch the bubbles under your cupped hand, which you maneuver over to someone else and spread your fingers, allowing the bubbles to surface directly in front of their face.

I abroped your sister in the hot tub 3 times. She still has no clue.

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zootweeze

Pulling a pair of underwear down over someone's head. Points are scored for pulling the undies so tight that you can see their face through the fabric. Points also for placing the tire track directly over the victim's nose.

Be prepared to lose the undies if you've gotten it right, as the vic will rip them to shreds.

I snuck up and zootweezed him with 2 day-old undies.

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zootwat

A zootweeze with a woman's undies.

She zootwatted me with her g string. I didn't smell a thing.

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snard

When you wipe a booger on someone.

I snarded the steering wheel of your Mom's Benz.

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Nosecocker

Guys that walk around at Burning Man in shirts with no bottoms are called “shirtcockers”. It’s not a compliment.

Someone that walks around with their mask under their nose is a nosecocker.

Ooh. You’re a nosecocker. Move away.