Dry ass

Dry ass is when u wipe to hard and your asshole gets all dry and that skin cracks and u start bleeding. There is no known cure for dry ass. It is the absolute worst.

“Dude I was just walking the other day and felt a sharp pain on my asshole. I then realized that I had been struck by dry ass for wiping too hard when I took that massive dookey earlier today.”

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