Ryan

A stunning man with a love of dead hamsters who haunt lady boys. They enjoy a nice set of baws and have great appreciation of hitler. Ryan's are also prone to early menopause and generally peak at the age of 17, thus causing a very dusty vagina hole usually smelling of haddock. Ryan's also enjoy a nice cock and a good teabagging.

Mary: 'why is it so dusty in here?'
Frank: 'ryan just opened his legs'
Mary: 'i think im going to sneeze'

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