Hawkpanther

An apex predator, human male, who preys solely on the vaginas of girlfriends, mothers, and sisters of lesser males.

Dude 1: Man, I'm totally guna fight John.
Dude 2: Why dawg?
Dude 1: I walked in on that fuckin Hawkpanther fuckin my mom and girlfriend.
Dude 2: Classic case of Hawkpanthering

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McAwesome

The product of combining the magnificent forces of a McChicken and a Mcdouble in the vicinity of a McDonalds, thus creating the delectable delight of the McAwesome.

Robert: aye did u hear what that crazy motherfucker, Josh, did?
Steve: yeah, that son of a bitch went to mcdonald n got a mcawesome.
Josh(while mouth full of mcawesomeness): I'm one bad mutha fucka!!

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