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Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.
Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?
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When a a person puts chips, preferably ruffles, in the cavity about to be penetrated and eats the broken pieces afterwards.
Guy:O man that was the best sex ever.
Girl: Your dick is bleeding from the chiplets.
Guy: Its just tabasco added to the ranch thats already on them.
Girl: Thats disgusting.
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When you are get a blow job in the dressing room at the mall while trying on shirts. When you find one you want you cum in her mouth and she spits your load on the dressing room mirror.
I took this girl shopping and she game me a dirty Tyler