fat fingers friday

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!

ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).

Terry Trumper

Comes from Dilbert. That guy who has to TRUMP your weekend story with a BETTER one. But like, EVERY Time you tell a weekend story.

I Got done by Terry Trumper in the lunch room! seriously!

rotating pineapple

1. Abuseive language aimed at dickheads or
2. To get screwed over (often by your boss)

Up ya dinky with a Rotating Pineapple!