cigarillo

Small cigar which can be the size of a cigarette to almost the size of a cigar. They're smoked like a cigar but take about the same amount of time to smoke as a cigarette and don't fuck up your lungs. They also taste a shitload better. So anyone who bashes them has no idea what they're talking about. Also, blunts are for re-rolling, not cigarillos. Long live the cigarillo.

Bob: Eh you got a cigarillo?
Ed: What are you gay? Have a cigarette like a real man.
Bob: (Pulls out glock and pistol whips Ed, lights up a cigarette, and forces him to inhale it at gunpoint. Screams YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU BITCH!!!! SUCK ON IT!!! SUCK ON IT!!!!! He does this for every cigarette Ed has on him until he is in a coughing fit and ready to pass out. He buys a pack of cigarillos, smokes one and shares one with Ed. He says isn't that better?)
Ed: {whimper} y-yeess
Bob: CIGARILLOS! {Empties mag into the air}

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