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McDonald's

Another fine American establishment that started fairly decent then took a sharp turn for the worse around the time Disney started to get involved.

There are multiple kinds of McDonald's people:

1. The Hater: The person who claims he or she hates McDonald's so much, yet you always manage to see old wrappers in their cars, houses, ect. but yet they still hate it.

2. The Salad But Not Really Person: This person walks into McDonalds assuming they are going to pick up a plate of cheap, E-Coli ridden foliage, yet they come out duel-wielding Big Mac's.

3. The Calorie Counter: Basically this is the one who asks for information on how many calories are in one chicken sandwich. These are the people that cause the prices to raise because they have to waste ink printing out their information that they obviously cannot see is already on the box...which is covered by grease.

4. The Complainer: If yelling kids playing in a jungle gym full of moldy food isn't enough, these people make the experience even worse. First they complain that there is nothing on the menu they want, then they complain their food is cold, then they are befuddled because they couldn't get the extra salt on their fries they wanted.

5. The Pig: This person goes in, orders 6 Big Mac's, 4 chicken sandwiches, 3 Diet Coke's, all for one person. This person finishes every last crumb to be in existence, and later goes home to find something else to consume.

6. The Locals: Essentially, the elderly. These people come to McDonald's, order coffee, perhaps eat some of those apple slices, all is good, except for when someone is sitting in their seat...

7. The Egotistical Employee Who Comes In On His Day Off: These people work for McDonald's, come in, start talking with their friends, while the rest of us wait while our food gets cold.

8. The Drive-Through Person: This person can never get out of their car or off their cell phones for more than 3 minutes, hence they order from the drive-through, leaving 60 people working at the drive-through yet there is one counter closed, while 2 more are resumed by trainees who can't figure out how to remove the 600 extra milkshakes they added.

McDonald's is one of those things you just accept or you don't, nothing else.

Person 1: Dude let's go to McDonald's!

Person 2: Sure. I could use a heart attack.

by Da Milkman April 25, 2009

146πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


MyBrute

The newest flash game to hit the internet. It happens to be a barbarian-style game in which you spam someones email, they fight you, you get "EXP" (experience points), and so on.

This game is particularly annoying, as people create loads of links to their stupid "Brutes" on forums. People spend way too much time on this game.

Person 1: stupididiot12.mybrute.com

Person 2: What is that? Sounds like a place for sickos.

Person 1: NO WAY! MyBrute is the best new flash game that gives you zero control EVER!

by Da Milkman April 25, 2009

40πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Battlefield 1943

The latest game released by DICE on July 8th, and 9th of 2009. It is essentially a lower level but nicer graphics version of Battlefield 1942. On the day of the release the forums were flooded with people complaining about various issues. One member even threatened to file a class action lawsuit against DICE for "misleading" people to somehow enter their credit card information, download the game, install it, and start play it. Pretty odd.

The game itself is quite fun, but rather glitchy in the earliest form. In time the game is speculated to have various bug fixes, and perhaps even more maps.

Many console wars broke out over the "Coral Sea Challenge" which is essentially if the community of Xbox and Playstation 3 users get 43 million kills in total, the 100% dogfight map Coral Sea will be unlocked. A counter was added to the home page, and Xbox users started to boast about how they were winning, causing Playstation 3 users to retaliate and cause a console war.

Battlefield 1943 is a good game, just needs a bit of work. You can't beat the $15 price either.

by Da Milkman July 13, 2009

33πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


The Other White Meat

Really used by the U.S. Pork company, but now it's become a term to define a white person who trys to act black, and the black people seem to notice and say "oh look, the other white meat". Now it's overused by white people who think they are funny.

Wigger: Fo shizzle!

Black Person: Yo whitey you're the other white meat.

Wigger: Cool! Now I'm going to got say that to my friends in an attempt to be funny!

by Da Milkman April 24, 2009

54πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Monster Energy Drink

Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.

Monster Energy Drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. Nothing more, nothing less.

by Da Milkman January 5, 2009

172πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


Wal-Mart

A store that sells average items made by cheap labor. Everyone seems to forget even those "small family stores" buy things that were made in laborious countries too.

Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive.

Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.

Wal-Mart combines everything into one. Filled with normal people who complain for no real reason, as if they care about those "small stores" anyway.

by Da Milkman July 26, 2009

12πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Viva La Vida

Literally means "live your life", but it's also a Coldplay song. Basically, it's another song that was fairly good when it came out, then people abused it over and over, such as the local radio playing it every hour, and now it's one of those ones that is annoying and makes you want to contemplate suicide.

Our radio station plays Viva La Vida every hour.

by Da Milkman June 29, 2009

57πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž