cock block

preventing a hot chick from hooking up with a man on a one night stand by making an ass of yourself

a job usually taken by she-beasts and grenades

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downover

a gut so big, it hangs down over your belt buckle

Lay off the chesseburgers, man. You're getting a downover!

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let's work it out

Something a woman says when her boyfriend fucked up & the woman wants to torture his sorry ass. Basically the boyfriend cheated on her and, instead of dumping him, nags him and refuses to give him nookie.

Men: if you cheat on your woman and she dumps you, you got off easy. If your womna says, "Let's work it our," RUN!

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trailer park skank

a rural white woman who:
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!

Trailer parks may also have one or all of the following physical difficiencies:
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.

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Mandy Moore

a sexy singer/actress with gorgeous long legs

Any man who is not attracted to Mandy Moore is a queer!

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fall on the grenade

Hot chicks always hang out in groups. There is always one she-beast in a group of hot chicks. That's the grenade. The grenade's job is to cock block for her hot friends... if the grenade ain't gettin love, the hot chicks ain't either!

Always designate a wingman to fall on the grenade!

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open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

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