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That washed-up wannabe diva from New York whose meteoric success is surpassed by the speed at which her career is flushing down the toilet; also known as Jennifer Lopez.
J Ho was engaged to that no-talent hack Ben Affleck.
193π 74π
when someone gives you oral sex, you return the favor; see 69
She sucked my cock and I ate her pussy.
110π 45π
beating repeatedly with a blunt object
Back off, bitch, or I'll club you like a baby seal!
114π 84π
an ass so big, you can rest your drink on it ... while she's standing up!
Damn! Look at that fine ass chick with the big ol' ledge booty!
35π 8π
"Swamp ass" is the putrid stench eminating from the human groin. It is caused by sweat and/or not wiping the ass sufficiently.
No woman is going to lick your balls if you suffer from swamp ass!
47π 27π
fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch
I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!
357π 236π
Your best friend in the world and the guy you always go to the bars with
Buy your wingman a beer for "distracting" (wink, wink) the cock blocking grenade for you
10π 21π