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(n.) the supreme ruler of all mortal bros.
"My name is Brozymandias, bro of bros
Look upon my kegs, ye Mighty, and despair!"
-P. B. Shelley, Bromantic Era poet
Guy 1: "Did you hear Levi bonged a fifth?"
Guy 2: "I heard. Dude is insane!"
Guy 1: "No, he is Brozymandias!"
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(n.) a party at which you drink only cases of the worst beer.
Guy 1- "Did you hit up Kendra's?"
Guy 2- "No way! All they had was a case of Natty Light, typical worst case scenario party."
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awesomeness that transcends beyond even Charlie Sheen's level.
Guy 1: "Charlie Sheen may be bi-winning, but I'm tri-winning!"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I raced a dozen cop cars and won!"
Guy 2: "Thuggin'!"
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(adj.) a rare state in which one retains, or even achieves, transcendent hotness while simultaneously looking filthy; possibly coined to describe Ke$ha.
Guy 1- "That Ke$ha girl, damn she's so dirty!"
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
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(n.) the ability to recall "old" internet memes
Guy 1- "You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"
Guy 2- "Piss off Old Gregg!"
Guy 1- "Nice meme-ory, dude. Most kids these days haven't seen that shit."
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(n.) sort of like a mix between a blind date and a booty call, it's the skank you dig up for the bro who came to visit your college and wants to get laid.
Guy 1- "Dude, I'm ballin' down to Tha Burg tonight!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"
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(n.) a concise summary of the details of any college discussion/ question/ debate relating to ethics.
Guy 1- "What happened in class yesterday, bro?"
Guy 2- "The prof talked about ethics and shit."
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