limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

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ethics and shit

(n.) a concise summary of the details of any college discussion/ question/ debate relating to ethics.

Guy 1- "What happened in class yesterday, bro?"
Guy 2- "The prof talked about ethics and shit."

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Lagamemnon

The king of all laggers, brings your online gaming speed down to a crawl.

Guy playing Call Of Duty: "Wow, is this guy using dial up?! Seriously my game speed went down to zero! He is Lagamemnon!"

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2 o'clock brunch rush

(n.) the wave of hung over college kids that comes into the cafeteria for brunch around 2pm; typically occurs on Saturday and Sunday.

Guy 1- "Dude, you were so wasted last night."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."

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Tha Burg

(n.) a hip, funky fresh way of jazzing up the name of even the most mundane city/ township ending with the suffix "Burg."

Guy 1- "Yo champ, where you lockin' down tonight?"
Guy 2- "I'm hittin' up Tha Burg wif my girl, dawg!"
Guy1- "Tha Burg? Where the fuck is that?"
Guy 2- "Tha Burg! Ya know? Williamsburg, not much happening there, D. Gotta spice it up somehow."

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falsebook

(n.) a fake Facebook account that you make for friends who either deleted theirs or refuse to get one.

Guy 1: "This is fuckin' perfect! Whoever made a falsebook for Brian, mad props! The only thing is you have to put TWILIGHT as his favorite movie, TOOL as his favorite band, and list his sexual preference as interested in MEN!!! He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this falsebook! Fuck yeah!!! Wooooo!!!"

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fling cleaning

(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.

Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"

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