Male Order Slut

(n.) sort of like a mix between a blind date and a booty call, it's the skank you dig up for the bro who came to visit your college and wants to get laid.

Guy 1- "Dude, I'm ballin' down to Tha Burg tonight!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"

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hamburger hassle

(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying friend who always spots that you have a hickey on your body and proceeds to tell everyone.

Guy 1- "Wow, Dave! Nice hickey!
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle, man? You jealous?"

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Bromantic Era

(n.) A prescient movement spanning artistic genres and political boundaries, originating in the latter half of the 18th Century, which foreshadowed the brotastic rise of bro culture.

The brotastic bros of the Bromantic Era were broskis like:
Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart, Samuel Taylor Broleridge, and
Edgar Allan Bro.

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timber

(n.) a massive, solid erection.

Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"

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victory sex

(n.) the sexual intercourse that you have after a truly great achievement

Guy: "I just got accepted to Harvard, baby!"
Girl: "Well why don't you go upstairs?"
Guy: "Huh?"
Girl: "I'm gonna rock your world with some epic victory sex!"

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slutfriend

(n.) the slut you fuck on a regular basis, but would never even consider dating; friends with benefits.

Guy 1- "Yo, are you and Jill dating man? You're always over there!"
Guy 2- "No way, bro! She's just my slutfriend, I don't do that dating thing!"

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Keh dollar sign Ha

(n.) how Ke$ha should actually be pronounced.

Guy- "Somebody tell the foreign exchange kid that it's not pronounced Keh dollar sign Ha. Also, turn that gay shit off!"

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