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South Carolina

North Carolina's Mexico, the better of the Carolinas

South Carolina - A southern state known for being a typical southern state with hicks and palmetto trees

North Carolina - A southern state that's like Georgia circa 1942 that's full of idiots

by Da Wizard of OZ December 6, 2009

69πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


West Virginia

A wannabe southern state that's basically Mississippi part deux.
Even though West Virginia is located at a fairly northern latitude (the northermost part of WV is at the same latitude as NYC), due to the accent and mannerisms of it's people and it's odd geography, it might as well be a part of Mississippi.

<West Virginia person> HI Y'ALL, AIN'T Y'ALL FIXIN' TO GO OUT YONDER TO THAT THERE PICKUP TRUCK TO GET MAH BANJO AND MOONSHINE A HYUCK A HYUCK
<Pittsburgh person> Did ya know that West Virginia is only 'boot a half hour away from Picksburg, eh?
<West Virginia person> I THINK YOU BE LYING BOY

by Da Wizard of OZ June 12, 2009

56πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


DewgShit Boyz

A street gang from Washington, DC that is known to smear Dogshit all over people's cars. They also beat people up and they sell tires to Chinese people in Maryland. "Dewgshit" is Dogshit said in a D.C. accent by the way, so hence the name "DewgShit Boyz".

I got jumped by one of those DewgShit Boyz yesterday!

by Da Wizard of OZ June 12, 2009

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Washington, DC

The capital of the United States. D.C. is known for it's government buildings and rich parts in Northwest, DA HOOD in Southeast (especially in Anacostia and Washington Highlands), the middle class yet quasi-hood of Northeast and Southwest, and the Potomac River which is a great place to take a bath in. Despite what some people may say, D.C. is *NOT* the south, culturally speaking D.C. is about as southern as Wisconsin. People in D.C. have a Canadian sounding accent like they do in Wisconsin too. To the north of D.C. is Maryland aka Crabland and south of D.C. is good ole Virginny, aka no-mans land.

Anyone who thinks that Washington, DC is the south is an idiot. Culturally speaking D.C. is far more like Canada than the south. The accent spoken in D.C. is the same accent that's spoken in Wisconsin. Our Nation's Capital may be under the Mason-Dixon line, but hey, that line was drawn back IN THE 1700's, so it's outdated. But go one hour south of D.C. and you will be in the south, believe you me.

by Da Wizard of OZ June 6, 2009

67πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Roanoke Rapids, NC

A small town located in North Carolina located right on the NC/VA state line. There's nothing there except for the ghost of a mall (the "Becker Village") and Lake Gaston. There is a Wal-Mart there as well but no Target. But hey, at least it's close to Richmond.

I was in my house in Richmond, VA, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I get the controllable urge to drive an hour south to the NC state line. I stumble upon this place known as "Roanoke Rapids, NC". Almost instantly I'm surrounded by brainless southern rednecks. lol that's NC for you -_-

by Da Wizard of OZ January 24, 2011

25πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Vineland

The capital of South Jersey. It is known as "da town" to residents of South Jersey.

Vineland is in the depths of South Jersey. ITS ALL ABOUT PHILLY SON

by Da Wizard of OZ June 5, 2009

43πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


CosbyOS

The operating system designed by Bill Cosby and released in late 2008. This operating system is Unix based and it is distributed by CosbySoft. Bill Cosby has been a computer programmer ever since he started to eat Jell-o pudding.

CosbyOS is a great operating system, it's faster and more stable than Windows and Linux and you can play lots of cool games on it like SimTaco. The only thing that sucks about CosbyOS is that you have to make Bill Cosby Jell-o pudding every 5 minutes when you use it.

by Da Wizard of OZ June 4, 2009

24πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž