Fuck

Fuck is pretty fucking versatile. It can be used as

An intransitive verb: "Lets Fuck."
A transitive verb: "How did you fuck that up?
An adjective: "That's Fucked."
An adverb: "You are fucking beautiful."
A noun: "I don't give a fuck."
A pronoun: "What did that fuck say about me?"
A reflexive pronoun: "Bob did that all by his fucking self."

It also has a wide variety of meanings:
To become intoxicated: "After work, I'm going to the bar to get fucked up."
To be taken advantage of: "They fucked me on that deal."
To have sex: "Bob fucked Sally."
To perform poorly at a task: "He tried to change the tire, but he fucked it up."
To assault someone: "Then Jim pulled out a baseball bat and fucked him up."
To go away: "Fuck off."
A small amount: "I don't give a fuck."
A large amount: "He made a fuckload of money on that IPO and is living it up."
To spend time wastefully: "Stop fucking around and get to work."
To be broken: "I spilled a beer on my laptop and its completely fucked."
A thing: "Hand me that fucker over there."
A contemptible person: "What a motherfucker!"
An admirable person: "What a motherfucker!"
To be in a bad state: "The whole project was fucked from the word go."
An interrogative: "What the fuck?"
A positive exclamation: "Fuck yeah!"
A negative exclamation: "Fuck!"

The only other langage that I can curse with any degree of fluency in is Chinese, and I'm not familiar with any one Mandarin curse word that is as versatile as fuck.

Fuck

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FuckBoy

The type of person who when you make a joke begins to insult you and when you say he is salty he blocks you deletes your comment and starts saying you are Butthurt

Me:*makes joke*
FuckBoy:"wow look at this fucking faggot he needs to get a fucking life"
Me:"this fish is a little salty"
Fuckboy:*blocks me* "wow I'm not the one who gets Butthurt over a comment you fucking ass bandit"

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