Penny-Arcade

Proper Noun. That groupie chick in "Almost Famous".

No wait, that's "Penny Lane".Never mind...

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Scooter

Proper noun. The Muppet who usually handled the guests for the Muppet Show.

Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?"

Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"

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Gutenberg Press

A weightlifting move in which you raise dumbbells in diverging angles away from the body over the head while crouched. Took its name from its repeated use by East Germans in Olympic competition.

Man, I hear Arnold Schwartzanegger can Gutenberg press 500 pounds!

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Arrested Development

Adj. Describes a state of socio-psychological growth in which the victim has ceased to progress socially and intellectually.

Quoting every line of the Dukes of Hazzard is a warning sign of Arrested Development.

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less than jake

N. Musical act whose abilities are decent but somewhat inferior to Jake.

"That band is killer!"
"Yeah, but they're still less than Jake"

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proxy

Adj. Someone who's almost very attractive but not quite. Contraction of "pretty foxy". Also shortened form of "appROXImately cute".

Mallrat 1: "That girl is HOTTT!"

Mallrat 2: "Not when shes get closer..she's just proxy".

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Macarena

N. A pasta tube that resembles a semi-circle or the letter "C" in shape. Often served in a cheese sauce.

"My kid brother loves Macarena and Cheese!"

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