Someone who thinks da Information Superhighway might be a good place to hunt fr road kill.
bubba: mmmnn...boy howdy, these chips are good
htrn: hang on an i'll go back out an scrape some more off da road fur ya
45π 24π
Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs.
bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin.
47π 27π
Someone who over-clocks hiz e-lec'rik beer cooler.
bubba: yer processor iz melting down!
htrn: dat's cuz I re-routed my liquid nitrogen system ta keep mah beer cold.
24π 14π
Someone whose computer mouse sports a big chrome grille and a pair of "back off" mud flaps.
bubba: why doez yer baseball cap say DEC instead of CAT?
htrn: d00d...RTFM!
19π 14π
Someone who has a rifle rack mounted across the front of hiz monitor.
bubba: dat 30-30 iz blockin da view of dat fine brood sow ya got dare.
htrn: oh, so ya like mah wallpaper, eh?
17π 15π
Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".
bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!
13π 11π
Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.
bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!
14π 16π