Simpology

The study of men who lower their standards in order to have a relationship.

"How is school going, Jimmy?"
"Pretty good. I'm majoring in Simpology, so I spend a lot of time reading Instagram profiles for data".

Fence Jumper

Someone who is attracted to the same sex.

Fred is fun to hang out with, but he's a fence jumper, so make sure you don't drink so much you pass out or you'll be shitting white for two days.

Transheiser-Busch

The new InBev corporate name.

Yeah, being one of the 99%, I switched from Transheiser-Busch to Coors.