Ass Trough

A toilet.

I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.

Fuckbucket

A woman's pelvic area.

Look at the camel lips on that bitch's fuckbucket!

YObamacare

The government-funded healthcare initiative instituted by President Barack Obama, specifically targeted towards low-income black families.

I ain't worried about gettin' fat; I got me YObamacare, and dey gonna get me da Ozempic.

Captain Saveaho

A man who has a relationship with a woman who has a child from a former lover.

I'm not interested in being Captain Saveaho, no matter how awesome her tits are.

Proper garden tool

A promiscuous woman.

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.

Cow Hampshire

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.

I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........

Simpology

The study of men who lower their standards in order to have a relationship.

"How is school going, Jimmy?"
"Pretty good. I'm majoring in Simpology, so I spend a lot of time reading Instagram profiles for data".